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March 26th, 2014

12:45 PM

Captain America's ass has exited the building and other stuff


Forget Breadstick Paltrow divorcing her husband that nobody has cared about in a while now - Chris "Captain America" Evans has announced that he's this close to quitting acting to become a director instead. Yes, I know, it's really no great loss to the thespian gene pool as the guy isn't exactly good at his job, but come on now, look at those abs, that ass.

I'm sure I'm speaking for many people when I say that the world is not ready for the void that would be left by the exit of so much pretty in one bouncy package.


Facebook clearly has too much money, as it plonked down US$2 billion on Oculus Rift, the virtual reality headset. The company working on the version of the Minecraft game for the device is not amused - the developer cancels the project because Facebook "creeps [him] out" and he dislikes the way Facebook puts user numbers over everything else.


Ever wondered what Americans search for when they are in the mood for online porn? Digg has a report, broken down by state. For some reason "smoking" and "massage" make it big on the list. Now, someone please do a breakdown on provinces in Japan so that we can really gape at the spectacle.
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