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March 28th, 2014

1:48 PM

Just Stop Be-LIEEEEEEE-ving!

To the dwindling number people who still care about Glee, and especially that chemistry-free suckfest that is "Blaine + Kurt", and you have not been following blind gossip this year, this one is going to be fun.

Part 1: Conspiracy
Part 2: Shady afoot
Part 3: Revelation
Part 4: Denouement
Part 5: Wreckage

Basically, it's like this:

St Gay of Lima and the Widow of McKinley are BFFs. For a long time now, both the Widow and St Gay detest Blarney Christ Superstar because he was a second season addition whose fame eclipsed almost all the first generation cast's and St Gay always dislike the fact that his character is now hogtied to Blarney. Things come to a boil recently when St Gay, with the Widow's support, begins making overtures to the show's people, suggesting "improvement storylines" that would ultimately cut Blarney out of the picture while making a certain Madam le Glam the replacement love interest of St Gay of Lima.

Blarney finds out and a huge row erupts. People scream at one another, tears flow - the Widow, no doubt - and Blarney would walk out by the end of this season. For good. Another actress (hint: Santana) was supposed to slowly go from regular cast status to recurring guest star next season, but she is now asked to leave right away because the show didn't want two popular cast members to walk at the same time. Madam le Glam, shocked by the drama, decides to flee the coop too, leaving St Gay of Lima high and dry. And everyone else left on the show is not happy that the Widow and St Gay have probably just put the sinking ship that is this show a little closer to the iceberg.

This is so much more exciting than any of the current "stories" on that crap show!

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