Powered by Bravenet Bravenet Blog

Janitor On Duty

journal photo

January 19th, 2008

5:43 PM

American Idol Porn Fanfiction

With the new season of American Idol shaping up to be the same old, only with more fake "inexperienced" contestants pretending to be virginal, simple, addled, and available to libidinous 50-year old church grannies everywhere, perhaps Idol Slash is where the fun is at. As usual with most Livejournal fanfiction sites where the undoubtedly teenage female author's enthusiasm is present more abundantly than actual good writing, this one is a treasure trove of unintentional comedy.

I like this post:

Is there a story where Ryan Seacrest checks into rehab???  If so, can someone help me find it so I can read it before I post mine where Ryan checks into rehab and Simon losses it.  Thanks!

Personally, I think it will be more "credible" if Simon is the one who checks into rehab and Ryan starts baking get-well cookies for that fellow. What do you think?

The world ends and Clay stops singing.

Because he's finally realized what he has done?

This is a manipulated picture, nicely done despite its rather dodgy subject, which I may as well use to conclude this post:

0 comment(s).

There are no comments to this entry.