Do you want me to review Dara Joy's new one Death By Ploot Ploot!? She's selling it for $4.50 as a "Valentine's day gift" to the last 10 fans who stuck by her after the distribution fiasco of her previous book.
According to Urban Dictionary, "ploot" either means "to have sexual intercourse" or "a hardcore smelling funk from the vagina". I'd guess that the author is thinking of the first definition of the word when she uses it for the title.
Anyway, here's the problem. At the sales page, the only method of payment is via Paypal. I can't find a way for me to get that ebook (that's what it says here, so there's no worries about dodgy non-delivering issues like her last book, I think) without having to have a Paypal account first and Paypal requires Malaysians like me to fax them my utility bills, credit card image, et cetera first before they will activate an account for me. I don't want to go through all that hassle.
So, here's where I need a favor.
Are you willing to buy that thing for me? I'll pay you back, by buying you any ebook of about the same value ($4.50 - $5.99 is okay with me) of your choice from any electronic publisher. Or you can of course buy it for me as a Chinese New Year gift.
Either way, email me if you want to give me a hand here.
Oh, and it seems like she has resolved her issue with Dorchester so she's getting some new books out the old-fashioned way with a currently unidentified publisher so this may be good news to people who are hoping for some new Matrix of Destiny books.
Update: Someone has already helped me get the book, so there's no need to drop me a line with an offer to help. Thanks, everyone!