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February 8th, 2008

10:39 PM

Edison Chen wants you to give a damn

I have to laugh at HK talentless tosser Edison Chen's "big speech" about the recent scandal in Hong Kong. To put it in context, that silly man sent his Mac to a repair shop a while back where the employees of the shop found and naturally distributed the naughty pictures of him and various equally talentless HK actresses in explicit sex acts. It turns out that this bland milquetoast likes capturing photos of him and his various conquests in the act and, worse, sharing these pictures with his "select friends" without the knowledge of his partners.

At any rate, the twit has this to say:

The lives of many innocent people have been affected by this malicious and criminal conduct, and in this regard I am filled with pain, hurt and frustration.

I hereby use this opportunity to apologize to anyone who has been affected by this strange, strange ordeal.

I now call upon everyone to help and assist the victims of this case. If you have ever downloaded any of these images, please do not forward them to anyone. Please do not send them to anyone. If you are still in possession of these images, I urge you to please destroy them immediately. Let's help the wounded heal their wounds. I urge you to help the victims and not make anything worse.

I have to laugh at his speech, I tell you, because he acts as if people seeing those pictures will strike a blow against humanity in general instead of merely having a laugh at his careless kind of stupidity. 

When will these celebrities learn that if they don't want to embarrass themselves like this, they shouldn't tape or capture in photo their naughty antics behind closed doors? They have only themselves to blame in such a situation, so they should stop trying to blow up such matters into something that apparently affected the whole world. There are no victims here. Just a stupid man whose foolishness has caused all kinds of embarrassment to his ex-girlfriends who certainly didn't deserve this nonsense he has dragged them into!

The whole thing is summarized in a most amusingly sarcastic manner (with pictures!) here. Warning: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

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