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February 18th, 2008

5:28 PM

All the penises you can handle

Look what I stumbled upon: a long list of euphemisms for the man's little buddy.

My favorites are:

  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • Ass blaster
  • Bald-headed yogurt slinger
  • Bow-legged swamp donkey
  • Dickory-smoked coal sausage
  • Herman von Longschlongstein
  • Purple-headed custard chucker
  • Scabby mayonnaise revolver
  • Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
1 comment(s).

Posted by J McLeod:

... now I have to use these. haha!
February 19th, 2008 @ 12:46 PM