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March 5th, 2008

10:24 PM

WHO Health Warning

There is a recent pandemic outbreak of a yet unnamed skin disease that makes you look really painful on the eyes. Medical researchers are working on discovering the cause and the cure for this mysterious skin disease. But for now, they warn that perhaps it is best to stay away from any graphic design or edit tools because they suspect that the disease is caused by unfortunate misuse of such tools, especially when combined with expertise that, shall we say, is not up to expectations. Look at John Doe, one of the first unfortunate sods to be diagnosed with this disease, and be warned. Click on the image to get a clearer and bigger one. Or click here for a HUMONGOUS (800x600) version of that picture, complete with those unfortunate skin disease marks all the way down to the poor sod's thighs. One can only imagine the condition of his manhood. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU. STAY AWAY FROM THOSE GRAPHIC TOOLS!

Caitlyn's Kisses by Caitlyn Willows

WHO will post the research studies hopefully by the end of this month and people worldwide will be invited to vote on what they feel is the best treatment method available via phone calls and text messages.

3 comment(s).

Posted by Anonymous:

That's one of the worst jobs photoshopping eyes I have ever seen. Somebody ought to tell them that it works much better to set the color layer to overlay rather than screen before merging. Hard light works too, but never screen. Neeeever. *offers them lessons*
March 6th, 2008 @ 2:12 AM

Posted by Kelly Kirch:

I think I might have put a few of those on there. Wait, no, that was my screen.

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March 6th, 2008 @ 2:16 AM

Posted by Stacia Kane (December Quinn):

*spittake*

His thighs are like twigs. Twigs with awful lip-prints on them. Did she refresh her lipstick after every kiss? Wow...the erotic heat of that mental image, carefully planting a kiss then refreshing her makeup...

The poor author.
March 6th, 2008 @ 4:29 AM