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January 18th, 2009

3:34 PM

This is so embarrassing

Joaquin Phoenix was so hot once upon a time... until he decided to join ZZ Top... and started taking up rapping... I don't know where to look. I think I'm scrapping his gallery from my hunks page because this is really embarrassing to see.

You can watch the whole thing caught on tape here, right down to the final humiliation when the clearly addled fellow trips and falls off the stage at the end of his "performance".

In other news, is there any photo where Michael Phelps doesn't look like a prime butterface? This was done recently by a professional photographer. Imagine how it looks like in its un-airbrushed state...

5 comment(s).

Posted by K. Z. Snow:

Ouch. JP looks like Jim Morrison when Morrison went to seed. Phelps, however, has always been an ugly mofo.
January 19th, 2009 @ 2:37 AM

Posted by Barbara Sheridan:

Surely Joaquin can afford $10 at the thrift store for decent pants & hat.
January 19th, 2009 @ 9:29 AM

Posted by Heidi:

I didn't need to see that :-(
And what's with the hole in his pants?
January 19th, 2009 @ 3:26 PM

Posted by jaq:

I'm holding onto the hope that JP's change in appearance is all some Spinal Tap type of hoax given that Casey Affleck is supposed filming a documentary about his suddent pursual of a muisical career.
January 21st, 2009 @ 12:46 AM

Posted by Tuscan Capo:

And here I thought Joaquin P. had given up making movies to be an "artist".

About Mr. Phelps (sounds real Mission Impossible, doesn't it?)..anyway, not all men are photogenic hunks. But IMHO he looks better than some of the hairless buffettes seen on Romance covers.
January 21st, 2009 @ 1:43 AM