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March 5th, 2009

10:30 AM

This is a very serious message

Alright, people, we know American Idol 8 is down the crapper. We have a bunch of losers and boring duds with very little personality. If you love this show, or if you just want the lulz, you will surely agree with me that we need more entertaining people on this show.

This is why we need our glorious show princess Tatiana del Toro through along with banshee drama queen Von Smith. Between those two, they have more personality and entertainment factor in their pinkie finger than the rest of the nine dweebs in the Top 12. We need them, people. They are the fun that is missing in this season. This season has been nothing more than one long scam, featuring people flogging their handicap status, their dead wife's corpse, or the fact that they are stupid enough to have unprotected premarital sex with their boyfriends while claiming to be Jesus freaks, so we need true, "wholesome" desperate famewhores like Tatiana and Von to cleanse us of the hypocrisy of this tainted season. And most of all, we have to have fun, yes? And fun is where Tatiana and Von are.

If someone can also convince Adam to show up every week looking as gorgeous as he does in those photos that are floating online (seriously, the purple hair and leather get-up are pretty hot), this season may be saved after all. Oh, and don't look, children:

Save Season 8! Pray that Tatiana and Von last past the Top 10!

Oh, and we also need to put Anoop "Slumdogg Millionaire" Desai through because he is hot and I like looking at him. So there!

3 comment(s).

Posted by Fae:

I second the need for Adam to give us more all out glam. He's dialing it down and a boy that gorgeous out to be dialing it UP. We know he can (picture above case in point).

As for Tatiana...I hate her but because I do I kind of agree. Keep her, she'd keep it from being boring should Adam somehow get knocked out early.

Oh, who am I kidding, if Adam gets knocked out I'm through watching.
March 6th, 2009 @ 7:53 AM

Posted by K. Z. Snow:

It appears Adam has some rather troubling bumps on his apple. Uh, I mean package. (Actually, it looks a little like a ghost face.) :o

"Idol" started to send up a reek right after Season 5. I just can't be bothered anymore. There's more interesting stuff to watch that night.
March 6th, 2009 @ 11:16 AM

Posted by Gennita Low Jenn:

Wow, I can't recognize Adam in that pic. (((squinting))) Huh.

Your Slum Dog got in, so hang on for a bit longer. I think it's unfair that they criticized Tatiana for repeating her song and then fawned all over Noob for doing the same thing, saying he did it better. Favoritism, much? And it's so obvious they really, really really REALLY wanted him in the Top Twelve, so much so they changed the rules and made it Top Thirteen.
March 6th, 2009 @ 12:32 PM