Alright, people, we know American Idol 8 is down the crapper. We have a bunch of losers and boring duds with very little personality. If you love this show, or if you just want the lulz, you will surely agree with me that we need more entertaining people on this show.
This is why we need our glorious show princess Tatiana del Toro through along with banshee drama queen Von Smith. Between those two, they have more personality and entertainment factor in their pinkie finger than the rest of the nine dweebs in the Top 12. We need them, people. They are the fun that is missing in this season. This season has been nothing more than one long scam, featuring people flogging their handicap status, their dead wife's corpse, or the fact that they are stupid enough to have unprotected premarital sex with their boyfriends while claiming to be Jesus freaks, so we need true, "wholesome" desperate famewhores like Tatiana and Von to cleanse us of the hypocrisy of this tainted season. And most of all, we have to have fun, yes? And fun is where Tatiana and Von are.
If someone can also convince Adam to show up every week looking as gorgeous as he does in those photos that are floating online (seriously, the purple hair and leather get-up are pretty hot), this season may be saved after all. Oh, and don't look, children:
Save Season 8! Pray that Tatiana and Von last past the Top 10!
Oh, and we also need to put Anoop "Slumdogg Millionaire" Desai through because he is hot and I like looking at him. So there!