The Scary Boards are what sane people call the official American Idol forums. Do not go there if you haven't been there before, because right now they have "(Male Contestant) After Dark" threads there where you basically have adult women and young girls writing awful erotic fantasies involving various combinations of Anoop/Kris/Matt/Adam buggery (let's just say that these little girls love the idea of Adam turning Anoop, Kris, and/or Matt into TEH GHEY) or FanGirl+Male Contestant bad sex stories.But this has to be my absolutely favorite "Church-going Bible-thumping Granny gone wild" post:
oh my god..my whole reproductive system just disintegrated tonight. goodness gracious, holy mother mary, benevolent joseph and the whole army of cherubins and angels..please let there be a naked theme in this show. please, please, please...only 4 inches of clothing allowed or maybe stripping would be a prerogative. and the starting lyrics should be an impetus for more stripping..ok, did i use those words right? i'm trying to adapt words from anoop's dictionary, in my everyday conversation. help.
seriously, anoop looks so goddamn hot tonight, his stylist must not have survived dressing him up. i know i wouldn't. hmm..maybe anoop wouldn't. if i was his stylist, i doubt it if he'll still be able to make it and sing in the show, all in one piece.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, ME WANT TO EAT HIM UP!!!! ME HUNGRY FOR ANOOP!!!! ME ALREADY HAVE ANOOP ULCER!!!!