Reading all that kerfuffle between the latest cheerleader of fluffy bunnies and Robin/Janet from DA is making me feel self-conscious about my inadequacy. I am no lawyer or literary professor, so who is going to listen to my very important opinions now? Will I ever get the last word or win the Internet?
Damn. Anyone knows of any Internet school where I can get a PhD in either literature, law, or journalism so that I can become a Very Important Person by the end of this week?
Then again, "Dr Giggles" is the name of a movie featuring a mad dentist, which may not be good for my image. And I'm sure "Prof Giggles" is the name of a Batman villain or a professional clown (can't remember which).
Damn. I'm never going to win the Internet now.