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May 9th, 2009

1:58 PM

Who says church is boring?

Someone passed me this by email, a sample of, uh, mistyped sentences in church bulletins:
  • Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
2 comment(s).

Posted by Tuscan Capo:

May 10th, 2009 @ 1:29 AM

Posted by K. Z. Snow:

And then there's this one, from s fundie church that has taken an interest in "American Idol" -- Prayer service Tuesday afternoon to ensure mo votes go to Danny Gokey.

May 10th, 2009 @ 5:07 AM