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May 23rd, 2014

3:14 PM

Blast from the Past: Once & Again

I loved the first two seasons so much. I thought the third season wore thin, with the increased focus on the brats - I especially couldn't stand the boy - but when the going was good, it was great. I couldn't stop watching every week while this was on, and I secretly thought Jeffrey Nordling is hotter than Billy Campbell. Ahem.

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May 23rd, 2014

2:38 PM

Dear Social Justice Warriors

I don't care what words you choose to be deemed offensive, but I do not ever recall giving you people permission to call me a "cisgendered person".

You say that using this word or that word is wrong because you find it offensive. Well, by that same logic, I declare that I find the word "cis", when used in context of made-up nonsense like "cis-het" or "cis-woman" or "cis het woman", offensive as hell so my intelligence feels very attacked when you use it. Therefore, you stop throwing those words at me effective immediately.

Anyone who calls me a "cis-het woman" will be banned from the website with prejudice. Those who do that in a context that has NOTHING to do with gender studies will be banned with extreme prejudice. Got that? Good.
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May 23rd, 2014

12:53 PM

Another American Idol season down the drain

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There are some general truths when it comes to American Idol.

One, the people that vote on this show are predominantly white women in their 50s and 60s, from the Southern area.

Two, they love guys. White guys. And, for some reasons only they would understand, guys that would be considered physically unappealing ("Hell, no!" if you want to be blunt) outside of this show. See: Clay Aiken, Lee DeWyze, Blake Lewis, David Cook, and any random guy in this season's Top 10.

So, is it any surprise that, once they let loose some white guys singing MOR old crock on this show, someone like Caleb Johnson snakes to the top? He looks like that Chuckie doll after overdosing on carbohydrates. He sounds like any random half-drunk karaoke singer in a bar.

And his winning single is currently hovering in the low 100s of iTunes. The previous winner, Candice Glover, at least got a Top 10 iTunes single before she flopped worse than Godzilla losing its breath after a marathon. This fellow is going to flop even worse than that. But at least the vote-happy white women of the South are happy, I guess...l

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May 22nd, 2014

11:43 AM

DTF by Adore Delano

She may not win RuPaul's Drag Race, but she gets to sit on a bike with a laughably glistening beefcake in this "adore"-ably trashy video. Win?

Warning: the video features several crossdressers, has gay elements, and features obscured male nudity - may not be safe for some work places.

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May 22nd, 2014

11:35 AM

Another reason to love Angelina Jolie

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/21/angelina-jolie-moms-shouldnt-complain_n_5364727.html

It's refreshing to hear a mother come out and say that, yes, she's wealthy and has all the help she can get when it comes to her kids, so what mom guilt are you talking about. She also goes on to say that many other mothers are nowhere as fortunate as she is, so compared to them, she knows she's in a good place.

Another reason to go watch Maleficient this weekend!
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