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April 12th, 2014

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* The real-life dramas of daytime TV
* Bum fun with Martha Stewart
* Charts: Sigma v Vamps to be no. 1
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        >> Duke of dork <<
        Daniel's causing a stur

    Robbie Keane had his somersault,
    Gareth Bale persists with that
    ridiculous heart thing but
    Daniel Sturridge's dance is about
    to really, really get on your
    tits. He's been asking producer
    Duke Dumont to make a house track
    for him "based around my dance"
    before the World Cup.

    Worryingly, we don't think
    Mr Dumont has said no yet.

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The Perils Of Live Blogging: mirror.co.uk
this week, "Live - Peaches Geldof dead".
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        >> Little and large <<
        The comedy of Manford's manhood

    Max Clifford isn't the only celeb
    who is said to like banging on about
    their tiny member. It's the subject
    of much of Jason Manford's chat when
    he meets someone online. But if
    they do end up in bed together,
    everything changes. What Jason
    likes at that point is for his
    playmates to tell him how big
    his penis is. Over and over again.

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John Travolta stays on LA time wherever
he travels, including mealtimes.
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        >> Big Questions <<
        Who's asking what this week

    Which international pop superstar
    has been developing a roaring coke
    habit? At a Hollywood Hills party
    she was so muntered she couldn't
    walk in a straight line and fell
    in the swimming pool. (You won't
    guess; she's a dark horse...)

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After reinventing soccer in the USA,
David Beckham is turning his attention
to malt whisky. He'll be launching the
"Haig Club" later this year.
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        >> Dirty business <<
        Martha gets the thumbs up

    There are many upsides to being
    a rich, older celebrity. Your
    fame can come in quite handy
    to help snare that hot young
    thing at your favourite
    restaurant. But there are
    some downsides too. Such as how
    fun it will be for them to gossip
    about you. Which means that their
    friends will know all about how
    you like having their fingers
    stuck up your arse.

    As Martha Stewart is currently
    finding out...

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       >> Disappeared, here <<
       Peaches fails to make the 27 club

    Peaches Geldof obits rarely
    mention her short-lived stint as
    a magazine editor/publisher.
    But the first issue of her Disappear
    Here featured a debate on what
    celebrity will be next to die at
    27 - the age at which Jimi Hendrix,
    Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain all
    perished. They didn't manage to
    predict Amy Winehouse. Their
    suggestions? Ashley Cole and
    Craig David.

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If you haven't heard it - Sigma's number
one contender is a brilliant drum and
bass remix of Kanye's Bound 2. Buy it.
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       >> Irish missed <<
       My goodness, Mcguinness

    Big Ben, Westminster cockwatcher
    has been at it again:

    "At the State Banquet for the
    President of Ireland I was most
    excited at the prospect of seeing
    Martin McGuinness' weapon when he
    walked in to the loos.

    However his security cleared
    everyone out. Therefore I did not
    see his cock.

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Man in Singapore arrested for biting a
policeman. His name? Bai Ting.
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        >> Loose lipped <<
        Holmes under the hammer

    When he was a host on GMTV, Eamonn
    Holmes had such a spectacular bust-
    up with his boss, Martin Frizell,
    it has become the stuff of legend.

    Eamonn didn't let it lie when it
    came to writing his autobiography
    and took the time to give Frizell
    a trashing in print - thinking
    this would give him the last word.

    Frizell was not pleased by this,
    and has been waiting to take his
    revenge ever since.

    Now Martin Frizell has been brought
    in to try to save ailing daytime
    show Loose Women. How that will
    work out for regular Loose Woman,
    Ruth Langsford (a.k.a. Mrs Holmes),
    remains to be seen.

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RIP SeƱor Jesus Labrador - the best
named of the Venezuelan protestors.
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        >> Popart <<
        Bitching about the dead

    To the world, Robert Mapplethorpe
    is best known as a photographer.
    To his friends though - and, in
    particular, his neighbours - he
    was better known for the specialist
    Brown parties and Yellow parties he
    used to throw in his studio.

    When his neighbours would complain
    about the stench of piss and shit
    in the building, Mapplethorpe
    denied all culpability, explaining
    that as he always laid black bin
    liners on the floor before things
    got going, it couldn't have been
    anything to do with him.

FYI: For a while, Robert De Niro was
one of these neighbours.

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Evan Davies was spotted in the Chiswick
House gardens, frolicking with his dog
(who appears to be called Whippy). He
was also sporting double denim.
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        >> Hmms <<
        Pop, new age, poo

    Because there's nothing hotter
    than dating yourself:
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    Crazy Russian badger gives
    bulls in china shops a run
    for their money:
http://bit.ly/1hhh6mX

    Film of the week:
http://bit.ly/1qEcnw5

    New age bullsht generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

    Owen Pallett (Final Fantasy)
    explains pop hits:
http://slate.me/1qn6epX

    In praise of the lemur:
http://bit.ly/1qEc8kO

    Barrister goes to court to
    blog on case. Then dobs himself
    in for contempt of court:
http://bit.ly/1iADwvL

    A modern day folk hero:
http://dailym.ai/1jYoGTS

    Local news of the week:
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Q: What's the difference between
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A: I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Still Bored:
Pop star Kamaliya reported from the
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