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December 21st, 2007

11:37 PM

Beware of the cowboy

Beware Of The Cowboy by Mari Freeman

Reasons why you should run away from this scary cowboy:

  1. He clearly shaves off every part of his body beneath his neck. How many real life cowboys do you know that shave their armpits, much less their entire leg?
  2. Those vericose vein-like things on his arms and torso are clearly the result of an infestation of those black oil aliens seen last in some episodes of The X-Files. You are going to look up during a happy moment under him to see black oily things coming out of his eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth, and who knows, even from his, you know, down there. Remember, in creepy erotic fiction land, nobody can hear your screams of terror.
  3. He appears to be enjoying himself doing what seems like self-buggery on some... I don't know, the cover is too dark for me to make out anything. Heck, it could be his prized Hereford bull for I know. Any fellow who prefers the company of farm animals and/or machine is probably not going to reciprocate your affections anytime soon.
3 comment(s).

Posted by Gennita:

Is it me, or is his arm and his torso too short or out of proportion?:-?

And yeah, beware of the nekkid cowboy stroking his prized bull!
December 22nd, 2007 @ 8:10 AM

Posted by veinglory:

I am with you on the shaving thing. Why do all romance cover models look like they shower in Nair?
December 22nd, 2007 @ 8:37 AM

Posted by poetryman69:

December 24th, 2007 @ 12:55 AM