I would never understand the appeal among slash fanfiction writers in turning masculine and brawny guys they like on TV shows and movies into squealing little virginal girls-with-penises in their stories. Is this some kind of psychological fulfillment thing or is it an indication of the writers' inability to write realistic male characters? Who knows. (This is also quite a common phenomenon in MM romances, but given the close ties between slash fanfiction writers and MM authors, maybe that is to be expected.)
Anyway, because I have been scarred from reading this, I want to share the pain with you. I still cannot make links that work on this blog, so here's the URL:
Go on, I dare you. From Duncan McLeod being made into a screaming near-virgin damsel in distress to a monster bent on rape, this one is a masterpiece in the making.